Button Day 2

Winning Comic


Entries

Spathicblond’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: Mwahahaha! Make fun of my butt will you? Will you?!?

Host: But I said I liked it!

Panel 2:

Lust: Silence! I’m working here!

Host: Nooo! Not my strange green shirt with blue collar! I’m powerless without my clashing colors!

Panel 3:

Greed: Uh, Lust. We have a problem.

Lust: shush you! “Butt of a cow” indeed.

Panel 4:

Girl: have you seen my brother? He’s got blonde hair and angers girls when he tries to compliment them.

Envy: Uhhh…

Girl: (quietly) And seems to be color blind in his clothing choices.

Panel 5:

Gluttony: Lust! We need a plan!

Lust: I think I may have one… *quietly* But where are we going to get that many turtles and enough whipped cream?

Dave’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: Ha Ha Ha

Panel 2:

Lust: How could someone throw this stuff out!?

Panel 3:

Greed: Uh… Lust, don’t look now but…

Lust: Quit bothering me while I dumpster-dive, Greed.

Panel 4:

Envy: *thinking* That kid looks an awful lot like Gluttony’s breakfast last Tuesday.

*out loud* Erm

Panel 5:

Gluttony: You… No… Me… No…

Lust: Which one of us is going to kill her?

Joshua Florence’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: Mwa-ha-ha! You shall be my masterpiece!

Panel 2:

Lust: Clean you up a bit… you won’t be needing that rag anymore…

Panel 3:

Greed: Uh… Lust!

Lust: Go away, now, I’m working!

Greed: But that little girl! She’s asking about your friend!

Panel 4:

Girl: Mom and Dad want him back, but he always picks on me. Do you take requests?

Envy: Uh…

Panel 5:

Gluttony: Uh, Lust? That little girl has a couple of suggestions about what happens to her brother.

Lust: Suggestions?

Gluttony: A lot of them involving pudding.

C52’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: He likes big butts, eh? Well I’ll show him! Muahaha!

Panel 2:

Lust: Let’s see here, you don’t need that, you will need a couple of these, and let’s fix that hair.

Panel 3:

Greed: Uhhh, Lust!

Lust: What do you want? Can’t you see I’m a little busy?

Panel 4:

Girl: Have you seen my brother? He has blonde hair and…

Envy: Uhh, no! I haven’t seen he- I MEAN, HIM!

Panel 5:

Gluttony: Do something!

Lust: Suggestions?

Gluttony: Don’t worry, she won’t recognize him… I think…

Taralynn’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: With your sister gone I’m now free to toy with you as I please!

Host: Please no!

Panel 2:

Lust: Now that your outfit’ complete it’s time for your hair, my pretty.

Host: No! Not the Brush! No more! No more!

Panel 3:

*One Week Later*

Pride: Agh! My beautiful face!

Greed: You won’t believe it but she’s back she’s tearing Pride apart!

Lust: Bah! Who cares? She won’t get past Envy. Now don’t bother me. I’m working on my minion’s flirty giggle.

Host: Teehee!

Panel 4:

Girl: I don’t have to hurt you as long as you bring him to me and he looks like this.

Envy: Uhhh…

Panel 5:

Gluttony: … And she said once she’s done playing dolly with me she’s coming for you if you don’t bring her brother back!

Lust: This could pose a problem.

Host: Teehee!

Pie’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: At laaast! My Greaatest creaation is nearly compleeeted!

Panel 2:

Lust: [humming and musical tones]

Panel 3:

Greed: Umm, I think a little girl is coming by our hideout asking about something she lost.

Lust: Oh, don't worry about her. She's probably looking for a lost dog or something.

Panel 4:

Girl: Have you seen my brother? He went missing the other day and hasn't called Mom or Dad yet...Are you a giant green monster? Or am I hallucinating again?

Panel 5:

Host: You gotta turn me back! I'm getting hungry, and that's my sister that I'm wanting to eat!

Lust: Well, I guess you could try satisfying your hunger on the Spam in the cupboards.

Odin’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: Hahahahahahaha! My master plan is finally coming to fruition!

Panel 2:

Lust: Now that my laundry is finished and I found my brush...*grumble*

Panel 3:

Greed: I think we got trouble.

Lust: Ah, what're you talkin' about?

Panel 4:

Girl: Hey you over there...Have you seen THIS GUY?

Panel 5:

Gluttony: Envy's stalling her, but you gotta think of something.

Lust: Maybe my butt isn't the best tool for world domination.

Luprand’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: Victory shall be mine!

Panel 2:

Lust: After all, revenge is a dish best served in a lab coat. Now, as far as your hair is concerned...

Panel 3:

Greed: Lust ... big problem, that way!

Lust: One side, Greed. No bothering the mad scientist 'til the experiment's complete.

Panel 4:

Girl: Hi ... I wanted an autograph from Mr. Tellmore...

Panel 5:

Gluttony: Lust! Celebrity alert!

Lust: Wuh-oh...

KAM’s Entry

Panel 1:

Lust: Muhahahahahaha! Nuzzin’ in ze vorld can shtop me now!

Panel 2:

Lust: Well you won’t need that... or your shirt.

Panel 3:

Greed: *gulp* S... someone’s here!

Lust: One Bah! Send them away! My experiments must not be interrupted.

Panel 4:

Girl: Mithter, have you seen my bwuvver, Efone?

Envy: Uh, er, welllllll...

Panel 5:

Gluttony: Little sister alert!

Lust: Are you sure she doesn’t want a big sister instead?