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SM10- Do Not Ask Where Raffle Tickets Come From

Hey, special holiday strip today! That's where all presents actually come from, you know. The insides of giant monsters! The reason Santa only comes once a year is because it takes 364 days to corral them all for the slaughter. And those Leap Days? That's all Santa Me-Time, baby.
There's something wholly unsatisfying about being covered in gore when it's bright purple. Red has a certain pizazz. Purple? Kind of looks like you just rolled around in a vineyard for a while. Or there was an explosion at the Dimetapp reservoir. I'm pretty sure that's where medicines come from. Man, we're just learning all kinds of origins today!