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R7H8- Double Slanderds

Those two things are completely unrelated! Luxuria beat up humans, while Armageddon beat up demons. Clearly, Arm is the dastardly villain here. Roughing up humanity is barely a misdemeanor. And! AND! Lux was a MUCH better dresser. Conquest is more acceptable if you can be stylin' when doing it. Would you rather be conquered by a wriggling mass of tentacles or a succubus? Lux was doing humanity a favor by gracing them with her good looks.

This week on Mercynaries, I don't think they're allowed to do that. That plan seems to run counter to their boss's wishes. Vote for Sins on TWC to get this week's page for free!

Quick Review: Godzilla (2014)- For the fifteen minutes that Godzilla actually shows up, it's an awesome movie about giant monsters fighting in the city where I work and that's fantastic. Watching this movie in a room full of people that bust out laughing every time BART is mentioned is the only way to watch this in theaters. For the remaining 90% of the movie, it's terrible and there are an uncomfortable number of similarities to the 1998 Matthew Broderick version. The M.U.T.O. designs are cool and Godzilla looks great too, but every minute that a giant monster is not on screen, you should be fast forwarding it. It's more "Uninteresting military guy and random children in harm's way featuring cameos by Godzilla" than it is a Godzilla movie. Without spoiling anything, Bryan Cranston's role is hilarious. Kudos to his agent for getting him however many thousands of dollars to do that role.

I have trouble remembering the difference between slander and libel, but I came up with an amazing mnemonic: Slander is Said since it's verbal, while Libel would be in Literature since it's written. I don't care if people have known that for years, I'm totally taking credit for that. Alternative, Slander is in Sins, therefore it's Superior.
Shout-out to Kranna with any Slander pics! I always like it when there's a mirror version of a hero character, but Slander is cruel enough that her evil twin is probably just similarly jerkish.