Copyright Adam Schlosser

Copyright 2005 Adam Schlosser

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F48- That Was Not A Lie

You can be both, Envy! Knowledge may fight it, but you just need to wear her down and she'll fall to her knees swooning over your cuteness. The ladies love a three-foot tall demon, especially one decked out in a fancy scarf! Wait, no. Say you're a meter tall! That will make you sound like more of a sciencetician and the smart ladies love science.

Lust has a fine tradition of preferring bacchanals and sexual freedom over lame greeting card romance! Oh Love, you WOULD prefer the candies and flowers. Whatever your weekend plans, please don't stab any wolves but do have fun! I'm going to spend the weekend drawing and playing Super Mario Kart! Definitely no loneliness over here.