Copyright Adam Schlosser

Copyright 2005 Adam Schlosser

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F265- Spblortch

See, it totally pays to jump off a mountain! It's the award-winning ancient demon secret all Forces know and what all the cool kids do on the weekend. Just, uh, watch out for that momentum and you still have to land, Jin.

I was worried when I didn't have time to make up a Fourth of July picture, but then I realized that jumping off a cliff so you punch somebody at terminal velocity so hard they explode into goo is probably a pretty damned American thing to do, so I think we covered our bases.

Even when you're an immortal and even when your mom is a demon lady from another dimension, she still worries. God-moms can probably guilt trip like nobody's business.