Posted by Pip
A30- Door To My Heart
Greed is too much fun. Who wouldnít want an interdimensional door at their disposal? It would just make all your errands so much easier.
The pasty/albino pirate also greatly amuses me. The pirate allure is strong, so itís bound to attract some people that shouldnít be pirates for health reasons. If bright sunlight harms you, being a pirate really isnít the best job. You canít spend your time on deck all day and thatís a big part of pirating. But our pirate gets to be a cook! He can still tell all his friends heís a pirate, he can share in the booty, but he gets the safety of being inside away from harmful, harmful UV rays and thatís really best for all.