Posted by Pip
BAL12- Keep Your Receipts
Send her back where you got her from. Just like toy soldiers, she’ll break the second you step on her. She may even contain lead or leak battery acid! But then again, she does dole out swag, so it might be worth taking your chances. Or. OR! That box is totally going to explode when Sharing open it up. Or a pie on a spring! Or a boxing glove! She could be the Acme Force of Balance.