Copyright Adam Schlosser

Copyright 2005 Adam Schlosser

Posted by Pip

C-22 Any Number Of Egg Puns

Sadly enough this too is based on a real event. Honestly, who drives around with eggs ready for the throwing? Do these people keep a stock of rotten tomatoes just in case they pass by a theater? Unfortunately my friend couldn’t unleash his inner demonic powers, stretch out, and maul the ne’er do wells. But! Oh yes, the world worked that out for him. Because the egg-throwers were so occupied yelling at people, they weren’t paying attention to the road and their car went over the curb. I can’t remember if they crash or hit a pole or anything, but I can only hope they did. Sweet, sweet justice.

So! The Oscars! Whew! I mean, just wow! They were… Okay, I have nothin’. I didn’t watch them either.